Russian super-gun program resumed

Russia's super-gun program has resumed with the planned building of the AK-47 inspired vertical launch facility for IRBMs. The three barreled devise is fed by a large magazine on the bottom story, visible in the artist's impression below.

In a picture taken moments before the discovery of King Jong II, staff are seen carefully combing the floor for signs. Jong was found after an orderly search of the People's non-ironic palace.

Great Generals had been called in to search the conference hall after an aid reported the dear leader missing last Tuesday. Reports indicate that Jong's platform shoes were later found and the risk of losing him again is greatly diminished.

Each General has been awarded 5 new medals after this successful mission against capitalist aggression. The CIA denies involvement in the shoe sabotage plot designed to destabilize the dictator, catapulting him to the right.